Coding Coffee Sex

Coding Coffee Sex, Zoom-in to coders daily life. Coders, what they do regularly?

Ah!!! Coding Coffee Sex, interesting title isn’t it ?Why not, if you are a programmer, you just go mad for this combination. I know, coz I am so :) .  If you ask me, why don’t I name it with some other title, sure, I can. But you know, I know about SEOs and all those f***g blogging techniques. Just kidding. Its not that, but I am interested to write about few facts that I observed (dude, just observed) from my fellow programmers, which includes only these three things. Yeah, they are programmers, who don’t care about grammar(pro-gramme(a)r-s = who can use professional grammar in place of just grammar), its not our discussion now anyway.

What programmers do? They just keep talking about algorithms, programming languages, softwares, techtalks(Heavy?). F**k with technology buddy, I hate it,a general non techie person surely feels the same. I am not. Its not 24×7, but most of the time they spend for coding. And remaining time, they drink coffee obviously. I don’t think people are new to this fact. And the point comes when I should say about sex. Yeah, most of the PROGRAMMERs, talk about sex in their free time. Free time doesn’t mean that when they have nothing to do, Free time means when they feel like refreshing. Sometimes it comes with no-work and most of the times they create time for  it. And,  they talk about SEX, just sex and nothing else. This is the second high priority task in their list. First is always ?

Coding, Coffee and Sex. No one will tell you about how to feel coffee and sex, you don’t learn anywhere. There are no schools to teach. Like Coding… Some people are just naturally good at it.

Some people always argue with me, Don’t drink coffee these times, go to sleep, if you drink coffee now, you won’t get sleep. yep buddy, I drink coffee for the same, why should I sleep. You can sleep when you are dead, but coffee? I just don’t want to argue here too. Coffee doesn’t asks silly questions, coffee understands, like your partner on date.

Yeah, coming to the topic, Why I wanted to write this is, I always feel confused with the tech-talks regularly. My confusion is about what they are discussing? I really gone mad several times in concluding about TOPIC what they are discussing . Why only me is my question. So, I hope you guys will be in  the same dilemma. I am just pointing few exact points they mentioned in their discussions.

We are coders, we love coding,we respect it, we do it daily, we do it for a cause, we do it with passion, we do it with attitude, we do it nights, days . we do it as a group, we discuss, we fight,we smile, we talk,we struggle, we feel pain, but ultimately we do it…… yes , we do it for pleasure (OMG! This is awesome buddy, this is the best thing you can say about your coding;)).

Coding and Sex got many similarities and they continued . . .

  • Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted. (May be about CODING, oh, really?)
  • Conversely, there are some odd people who praise themselves on their lack of experience. (yes, startups will definitely face this?)
  • You can do it for money or for fun.(For fun? WTF?)
  • Public schools don’t do a very good job teaching kids about it (I don’t think private schools will do. Do they?)
  • Debugging is annoying, painful, and very embarrassing like having tea in the midnight, only-boys on the night shift (they really mean it, anywhere debugging is the toughest task. I really wonder, what are the bugs we might get in some situations, answer me based on title)
  • Sometimes others might give up early, but you need to motivate the fellows and continue to work to get the results that satisfy everyone. Especially who came up with requirements first.
  • Be aggressive but don’t be hurry, be calm but don’t step back, do it with love, have a healthy competition but don’t allow others to move forward.
  • Don’t be late into the market. You will loose fame and price
  • Depending up on the way they act and mileage, we buy software and use it for a period of time. we do change our software frequently which satisfies our needs and pay for it.
  • Life is too short to run proprietary software.

I wanted to have some clarity, so interrupted their discussion. Coz the POINTS are coming like BULLETS. If I couldn’t catch them up, I will be lagging always. I need clarity. One of them replied me,

We are coders, we love coding,we respect it, we do it daily, we do it for a cause, we do it with passion, we do it with attitude, we do it nights, days . we do it as a group, we discuss, we fight,we smile, we talk,we struggle, we feel pain, but ultimately we do it…… yes , we do it for pleasure

Now no confusion, I am back. they are talking about coding only. Not about S** you dirty mind. Lets continue.

  • Once you are habituated to it, you can’t leave, you’ll want to do it daily…….. coding (Yeah, he has some clarity. Mentioned right, only coding)
  • Start it when you are young, you will get expertise as you grow older
  • It usually goes faster when you do it with experience (Again for coding?, I don’t think so, smelling something)
  • If you’re not careful about how you do it, all sorts of nasty bugs can appear. Everyone acts like they’re the first person to come up with a new technique.
  • It doesn’t go so well when you’re drunk, but you’re more likely to do it.
  • One small thing, going wrong, will ruin everything. Be careful and too zoom in
  • Be particular about your output, someone wants to show results to users, and someone wants to run in background (oh, nooooo)
  • Working in groups gives you more ideas about how to do it and in turn you do it with each other co operation and comfort levels.
  • And, sometimes you need to dig deeper into the roots for result. You can shower under champaign after the result

 

Enough!
Please  CODERS, now I understood, please stop this here. And lets have some supper. Yeah, you guys are right,

We are coders, we love coding,we respect it, we do it daily, we do it for a cause, we do it with passion, we do it with attitude, we do it nights, days . we do it as a group, we discuss, we fight,we smile, we talk,we struggle, we feel pain, but ultimately we do it…… yes , we do it for pleasure

(And, this is only about coding, the word SEX is just for cache)

Code Coffee Sex



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